7 Double Meaning Sms

Mother, to her teenage daughter -
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?

 

 

 

Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa boyfriend ke liye shayari likhi:

Phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada.
phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada
32 ko 36 karke chala gaya haramzada.

 

 

 

Bechari Indian aurte :-

Dhobhi: Bhabhi ji, kapdey nikaal kar rakkho, main thodi der mein aata hoon..

Paper wala: Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi, bina disturb kiye nichey se daal diya tha..

Fruit wala: Bhabhi ji, Keley ka size toh dekho, jee khush ho jayega..

In Bank: Bhabhi ji, So So ke doon, chalega kya..?

Xerox wala: Bhabhi ji, Aagey-pichhey dono side se karna hai, ya ek side se..?

Auto wala: Bhabhi ji, andar chhodun ya bahar hi chhod doon..

Finally innocent Lift Man: Bhabhi ji, konsa Dabaaun

 

 

 

 

 

A bull was servicing the cows..

Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have sex?
Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day.

Lady looks at husband: You see?

Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time?

No sir it’s a different cow every time.

Man looks back to wife: you see!

 

 

 

 

 

Tension – When Wife Is Pregnant.
Terror – When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.
Horror – When Both Are Pregnant.
Tragedy – When You Are Not
Responsible For Both.

 

 

 

 

 

Lady doodh waale se :
Bhai aaj kal doodh bahut patla aa raha hai.

Doodh wala :
Bibigi, mujhe kyu bata rahi ho,
kisi achhe se doctor ko dikhao.

 

 

 

 

 

Color of Bra Reflects a girl’s mood..

White – Relax Mood,
Red – Wild Mood,
Black – Sexy Mood,
Blue – Romantic Mood,
Pink – Sharmili Mood,
No BRA – Perfect MOOD.