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Rajinikanth 5 Best Top SMS

Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…

Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?

 

 

 

 

First time in the history it happened and won’t happen again

Rajnikant vs sardar: opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?

Rajni: 4

Sardar: Depend karta hai.
agar horizontally half karo to ’0′
aur vertically karo to ’3′

Rajnikant Lost!

badda aaya Rajnikant..

 

 

 

 

Rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirchi ki meethi khir

 

 

 

 

 

Rajnikant Ki Shaadi Mein.
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Aag Ne Uske 7 Phere Liye The.

 

 

 

 

 

When Rajnikant Was In College,
He Had Selected 3 Subjects-
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And Today That Subject Are Called
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ARTS, COMMERCE and SCIENCE!
Yenna Rascala Mind It..!

ABCD of your name Sms

Aap ke name ka 1st letter aap ko bataega
ki aap ko Zindagi mein subse zyda kya milega..?

A. Kiss
B. Rose
C. Missed calls
D. Bohat izzat
E. Blessing
F. Dua
G. Mitha
H. happiness
I. smile
J. Khushi
K. Doulat
L. Perfums
M. Mohabbat
N. Tension
O. Care
P. Friendship
Q. Gift
R. Lots of love
S. Love 4 ever
T. Money
U. Tears
V. Pain
W. Hug
X. Flate
Y. Chocolate
Z. LOVE

Ab bolo kya aaya aapke nasib me!!

Whatsapp SMS 5 best of the best

A girl msgs in whatsapp group:
Guys, if I install Windows-8 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit???

Other Girl in group replied:
It will also become Windows-16.

All guys left group.

 

 

 

There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.

 

 

 

 

 

QUALITYS OF A GOOD GROUP ADMIN.
1- Group ki ekta banaye rakhna.
2- Group ke active members ka hosla badhana.
3- Soye hue members ko jagana.
4- Members ke birthday pe unke ghar pe ice cream bhejna.
5- Weekends me khud ki taraf se party ka aayojan karna.
6- Agar kisi ka mobile kharab ho jaye to use jald se jald apni taraf se gift karna.
7- Saal me ek martaba apni tarafse foreign ki trip ka ayojan karna.
8- Group members ko 3g internet package gift karna.
Aisa hota he ek achcha group admin.
JAGO ADMIN JAGO

 

 

 

 

In a girls whatsapp group…
Girl1: I went on date yesterday.
Girl2: which restaurants?
Girl3: which theater?
Girl4: kaha kaha gaye?
Girl5: kya kya khaya?
Girl6: Gift diya?
Girl7: Bill kitna tha?
Girl8: propose kiya?
After full inspection
All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad guy.
Girl1: OK.

Same situation
Boy1: I went on date yesterday.
Boy2: Bhai Thoka?
Boy3: Bhai Thoka?
Boy4: Bhai Thoka?
Boy5: Bhai Thoka?
Boy6: Bhai Thoka?
Boy7: Bhai Thoka?
Boy8: Bhai Thoka?
Boy1: nahi re sirf dabaye

 

 

 

 

KBC me AMITABH ne mujhse 13 wa Sawaal
Pucha: INDIA Me Fokat Ke Message Padhne
Wale group Ka Naam Batao..?

Kasam Se 5 Crore Thukra Diye..
Par Apne group ka Naam Nahi Liya.

7 Double Meaning Sms

Mother, to her teenage daughter -
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?

 

 

 

Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa boyfriend ke liye shayari likhi:

Phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada.
phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada
32 ko 36 karke chala gaya haramzada.

 

 

 

Bechari Indian aurte :-

Dhobhi: Bhabhi ji, kapdey nikaal kar rakkho, main thodi der mein aata hoon..

Paper wala: Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi, bina disturb kiye nichey se daal diya tha..

Fruit wala: Bhabhi ji, Keley ka size toh dekho, jee khush ho jayega..

In Bank: Bhabhi ji, So So ke doon, chalega kya..?

Xerox wala: Bhabhi ji, Aagey-pichhey dono side se karna hai, ya ek side se..?

Auto wala: Bhabhi ji, andar chhodun ya bahar hi chhod doon..

Finally innocent Lift Man: Bhabhi ji, konsa Dabaaun

 

 

 

 

 

A bull was servicing the cows..

Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have sex?
Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day.

Lady looks at husband: You see?

Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time?

No sir it’s a different cow every time.

Man looks back to wife: you see!

 

 

 

 

 

Tension – When Wife Is Pregnant.
Terror – When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.
Horror – When Both Are Pregnant.
Tragedy – When You Are Not
Responsible For Both.

 

 

 

 

 

Lady doodh waale se :
Bhai aaj kal doodh bahut patla aa raha hai.

Doodh wala :
Bibigi, mujhe kyu bata rahi ho,
kisi achhe se doctor ko dikhao.

 

 

 

 

 

Color of Bra Reflects a girl’s mood..

White – Relax Mood,
Red – Wild Mood,
Black – Sexy Mood,
Blue – Romantic Mood,
Pink – Sharmili Mood,
No BRA – Perfect MOOD.

5 Attitude Sms

Great attitude for life time

Its true that lm not perfect in many things
but even dis is true that

many things r not perfect without me.

 

 

 

Keep your attitude in your pocket

otherwise

I will show you what it means actually.

 

 

 

Ive learned that pleasing everyone is nearly impossible but pissing everyone off is way easier and fun as hell! :D ;)

 

 

 

 

Do u like the way i am ??

Or...

Should i ask God to Improve Ur taste ?

 

 

 

 

Height of Attitude...!!
She said: I LOVE You .
I Said: I Love Me Too ....!!

Top 5 Politics SMS

Curvey truth -
“True people take help of lieness to tell the truth,
& Politicians take help of truth to tell the lie

 

 

 

 

GF: Jaanu aaj milte hain ..
BF: Kahan milna hai?
GF: Koi sunsaan jagah jahan koi na ho ..
BF: Theek hai, ek ghante me congress office me milte hain!

 

 

 

Manmohan ne phone kar ke Narendra Modi ko mubarakbaad di..
Modi ji ne kha: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya.
Itne saalo me aaj teri aavaj suni hai.

 

 

 

Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.

 

 

 

 

 

Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.