Whatsapp SMS 5 best of the best

A girl msgs in whatsapp group:
Guys, if I install Windows-8 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit???

Other Girl in group replied:
It will also become Windows-16.

All guys left group.

 

 

 

There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.

 

 

 

 

 

QUALITYS OF A GOOD GROUP ADMIN.
1- Group ki ekta banaye rakhna.
2- Group ke active members ka hosla badhana.
3- Soye hue members ko jagana.
4- Members ke birthday pe unke ghar pe ice cream bhejna.
5- Weekends me khud ki taraf se party ka aayojan karna.
6- Agar kisi ka mobile kharab ho jaye to use jald se jald apni taraf se gift karna.
7- Saal me ek martaba apni tarafse foreign ki trip ka ayojan karna.
8- Group members ko 3g internet package gift karna.
Aisa hota he ek achcha group admin.
JAGO ADMIN JAGO

 

 

 

 

In a girls whatsapp group…
Girl1: I went on date yesterday.
Girl2: which restaurants?
Girl3: which theater?
Girl4: kaha kaha gaye?
Girl5: kya kya khaya?
Girl6: Gift diya?
Girl7: Bill kitna tha?
Girl8: propose kiya?
After full inspection
All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad guy.
Girl1: OK.

Same situation
Boy1: I went on date yesterday.
Boy2: Bhai Thoka?
Boy3: Bhai Thoka?
Boy4: Bhai Thoka?
Boy5: Bhai Thoka?
Boy6: Bhai Thoka?
Boy7: Bhai Thoka?
Boy8: Bhai Thoka?
Boy1: nahi re sirf dabaye

 

 

 

 

KBC me AMITABH ne mujhse 13 wa Sawaal
Pucha: INDIA Me Fokat Ke Message Padhne
Wale group Ka Naam Batao..?

Kasam Se 5 Crore Thukra Diye..
Par Apne group ka Naam Nahi Liya.

3 things in life

3 things in life that never come back when gone:
- Time
- Words
- Opportunity
3 things in life that should never be lost:
- Peace
- Hope
- Honesty
3 things in life that are most valuable:
- Love
- Faith
- Prayer
3 things that make a person:
- Hard work
- Sincerity
- Commitment
3 things that can destroy a person:
- Lust
- Pride
- Anger
3 things in life that are constant:
- Change
- Death
- God
3 people who love you and who will never leave you alone:
- God
- Attitude
- Prayer
I asked God for these 3 things:
- To bless you
- To guide you
- To ALWAYS protect you
Send this to all the people who you want God to Bless, with these three things!!
Don’t just read, share it with people you care for.

10 best Wise Words Sms

Never Make anyone Very Special in ur Life..
Because,
Whn They Change, U Don’t Hate Them..
Instead U Start Hating Urself..

 

 

 

Don’t Think That ‘TIME’ Will Change Our Life..
‘TIME’ Only Changes The Expiry Dates Of..
The ‘Opportunities’!

 

 

 

 

Two things define your personality,
the way you manage things when you have nothing,
and the way you behave when you have everything.

 

 

 

WORLD Ka Sabse LAMBA Aur PYARA English Word Hai

‘S M I L E S’

Bcoz
Pehle ‘S’ Se Lekar Dusre ‘S’ Tak Pahuchne me ‘MILE’ Lag jata Hai..
So Keep Smile.

 

 

 

 

No Teacher, Professor or Anyone Else..
but Hungry Stomach, Empty Pocket and
Broken Heart can Teach Most Important Lessons Of Life…

 

 

 

 

Daughter is not equal to tension
But
In today’s world Daughter is equal to..
Ten son’s

Share if u agree…

 

 

 

 

Smile increases value of face,
Anger spoils beauty of soul,
Faith is force of life,
Confidence is companion of success,
So keep smiling.

 

 

 

Love, Care and Respect
The 1st two you GIVE,
The last one you EARN,
Thats the secret of a Good Relationship..!!

 

 

 

 

Life is so confusing..
What we want we dont get..
What we get we r not satisfied..
What we expect never happens and
What we hate generally repeats.
Thats life.

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