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Sabtu, 09 Agustus 2014

Tongue Twister collection

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

 

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There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher.

 

 

 

 

 

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.

Rabu, 30 Juli 2014

10 best Wise Words Sms

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Never Make anyone Very Special in ur Life..
Because,
Whn They Change, U Don’t Hate Them..
Instead U Start Hating Urself..

 

 

 

Don’t Think That ‘TIME’ Will Change Our Life..
‘TIME’ Only Changes The Expiry Dates Of..
The ‘Opportunities’!

 

 

 

 

Two things define your personality,
the way you manage things when you have nothing,
and the way you behave when you have everything.

 

 

 

WORLD Ka Sabse LAMBA Aur PYARA English Word Hai

‘S M I L E S’

Bcoz
Pehle ‘S’ Se Lekar Dusre ‘S’ Tak Pahuchne me ‘MILE’ Lag jata Hai..
So Keep Smile.

 

 

 

 

No Teacher, Professor or Anyone Else..
but Hungry Stomach, Empty Pocket and
Broken Heart can Teach Most Important Lessons Of Life…

 

 

 

 

Daughter is not equal to tension
But
In today’s world Daughter is equal to..
Ten son’s

Share if u agree…

 

 

 

 

Smile increases value of face,
Anger spoils beauty of soul,
Faith is force of life,
Confidence is companion of success,
So keep smiling.

 

 

 

Love, Care and Respect
The 1st two you GIVE,
The last one you EARN,
Thats the secret of a Good Relationship..!!

 

 

 

 

Life is so confusing..
What we want we dont get..
What we get we r not satisfied..
What we expect never happens and
What we hate generally repeats.
Thats life.

Sabtu, 26 Juli 2014

Before and After marriage

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Before the marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

Now after the marriage.

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