Cow and Flamingo Unseen Picture

unseen bride & husband illusion pictures

Tongue Twister collection

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

 

 

 

 

There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher.

 

 

 

 

 

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.

7 Double Meaning Sms

Mother, to her teenage daughter -
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?

 

 

 

Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa boyfriend ke liye shayari likhi:

Phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada.
phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada
32 ko 36 karke chala gaya haramzada.

 

 

 

Bechari Indian aurte :-

Dhobhi: Bhabhi ji, kapdey nikaal kar rakkho, main thodi der mein aata hoon..

Paper wala: Bhabhi ji, kal aap so rahi thi, bina disturb kiye nichey se daal diya tha..

Fruit wala: Bhabhi ji, Keley ka size toh dekho, jee khush ho jayega..

In Bank: Bhabhi ji, So So ke doon, chalega kya..?

Xerox wala: Bhabhi ji, Aagey-pichhey dono side se karna hai, ya ek side se..?

Auto wala: Bhabhi ji, andar chhodun ya bahar hi chhod doon..

Finally innocent Lift Man: Bhabhi ji, konsa Dabaaun

 

 

 

 

 

A bull was servicing the cows..

Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have sex?
Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day.

Lady looks at husband: You see?

Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time?

No sir it’s a different cow every time.

Man looks back to wife: you see!

 

 

 

 

 

Tension – When Wife Is Pregnant.
Terror – When Girlfriend Is Pregnant.
Horror – When Both Are Pregnant.
Tragedy – When You Are Not
Responsible For Both.

 

 

 

 

 

Lady doodh waale se :
Bhai aaj kal doodh bahut patla aa raha hai.

Doodh wala :
Bibigi, mujhe kyu bata rahi ho,
kisi achhe se doctor ko dikhao.

 

 

 

 

 

Color of Bra Reflects a girl’s mood..

White – Relax Mood,
Red – Wild Mood,
Black – Sexy Mood,
Blue – Romantic Mood,
Pink – Sharmili Mood,
No BRA – Perfect MOOD.