5 best Malayalam Languages funny Sms

wife:enntte -nighty- ayiku

Sardar-ok

Wife-enntte -bra- ayiku

Sar-ok

wife:enntte -pantee ayiku

Sar-ok

wife:Ine melal ente dress idaruthu...

 

 

 

 

Kodiyeri went to Obama-s house..
Kodiyeri:engane ithrayum valiya veedu paninje..

Obama: angu dhoorae ulla oru bridge kando..

Kodiyeri: aa kandu.

Obama: aa bridge paninjapol kittiya commision vachu kettiyatha..

Obama came to kodiyeri-s house.

Obama: Ente veetine kaalum valiya veedu aanalo!

Engane kettiyatha...

Kodiyeri: Dhoorae oru bridge kando..

Obama: illa

Kodiyeri: Aa avide bridge kettan vendi thannathu vechu paninjatha..!!!-)

 

 

 

LKG last bench Rowdies:
Guy1:-aliya njan upsetada..
Guy2:-Why,any problem in the house..
Guy1:-No,innale njan slate vangan FOCUS mallil poyi,avide oru onnara vayasulla super figure-ne kandeda. Aval avalude ammayude tholathirunu enne nokki chiricheda
Guy2:-Athukazhinju endu sambhavichu..
Guy1:- Aval enne sradhikkaathe poyi.i-m so upset,randu divasamayi njan -CERELAC- kazhichitt...
Guy2:-don-t worry aliya nale avale Thottilode pokkam!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Aftr exam: If Pass..
sir- ninneyokke padipicha ente miduku.
Mom- ellam daivanugraham.
Dad- enteylle mon.
Lovr- lov u da..
Frnd- vaada, bar il pokam.

But if FAIL..
sir- classilum sradhikilla.
Mom- ellam aa mobile karanama.
Dad- ninteyalle mon, lalichu vashalakiko.
Lovr- eniku nine kanenda.
Frnd- vaada, bar il pokam.

 

 

 

 

Sardar: E pazhathin ethraya..
Kadakkaaran: Rs1
S: 60paisak tharumo..
K: :60ps-ku tholimatram kittum
S: inna 40 paisa,pazham maatram mathi -)

3 things in life

3 things in life that never come back when gone:
- Time
- Words
- Opportunity
3 things in life that should never be lost:
- Peace
- Hope
- Honesty
3 things in life that are most valuable:
- Love
- Faith
- Prayer
3 things that make a person:
- Hard work
- Sincerity
- Commitment
3 things that can destroy a person:
- Lust
- Pride
- Anger
3 things in life that are constant:
- Change
- Death
- God
3 people who love you and who will never leave you alone:
- God
- Attitude
- Prayer
I asked God for these 3 things:
- To bless you
- To guide you
- To ALWAYS protect you
Send this to all the people who you want God to Bless, with these three things!!
Don’t just read, share it with people you care for.

10 best Wise Words Sms

Never Make anyone Very Special in ur Life..
Because,
Whn They Change, U Don’t Hate Them..
Instead U Start Hating Urself..

 

 

 

Don’t Think That ‘TIME’ Will Change Our Life..
‘TIME’ Only Changes The Expiry Dates Of..
The ‘Opportunities’!

 

 

 

 

Two things define your personality,
the way you manage things when you have nothing,
and the way you behave when you have everything.

 

 

 

WORLD Ka Sabse LAMBA Aur PYARA English Word Hai

‘S M I L E S’

Bcoz
Pehle ‘S’ Se Lekar Dusre ‘S’ Tak Pahuchne me ‘MILE’ Lag jata Hai..
So Keep Smile.

 

 

 

 

No Teacher, Professor or Anyone Else..
but Hungry Stomach, Empty Pocket and
Broken Heart can Teach Most Important Lessons Of Life…

 

 

 

 

Daughter is not equal to tension
But
In today’s world Daughter is equal to..
Ten son’s

Share if u agree…

 

 

 

 

Smile increases value of face,
Anger spoils beauty of soul,
Faith is force of life,
Confidence is companion of success,
So keep smiling.

 

 

 

Love, Care and Respect
The 1st two you GIVE,
The last one you EARN,
Thats the secret of a Good Relationship..!!

 

 

 

 

Life is so confusing..
What we want we dont get..
What we get we r not satisfied..
What we expect never happens and
What we hate generally repeats.
Thats life.

NAUGHTY ENGINEERS!!

NAUGHTY ENGINEERS!!

Four girls took lift in a car full of Engineers...

Since no place available, they sat on each Boy's lap...

After 5 minutes...

Girl1: Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer.??

Boy1: How do you know..??

Girl1: Your tower is communicating with my Unreachable Area...

Girl2: Are you an IT Engineer..??

Boy2: How do you know..??

Girl2: Your Pen drive is trying to connect with my USB port...

Girl3: Are you a Mechanical Engineer..???

Boy3: How do you know..??

Girl3: Your Piston is trying to move into my cylinder....

Girl4: Are you a Civil Engineer..??

Boy4: How do you know..???

Girl4: Your dam has broken and flooded my village....

DOs AND DON'Ts OF BATTERY USE

Do not short-circuit. A short-circuit may cause severe damage to the battery.

 

 

Do not expose the battery to moisture or rain.

 

 

If you are not using your phone for long time then Remove from the device and store in a cool, dry place

 

 

Fully discharge and then fully charge the battery every two to three weeks.

 

 

 

Keep battery away from fire

Birthday sms with best pictures

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......’

 

 

B-be yourself.
I-Invite new challenges
R-recall pas triumphs.
T-trust ur instincts
D-derire only the best
A-affirm ur strength.
Y-u're got what i takes!!!

 

 

 

Mountain rain or summer heat;
Your friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me dear what is sweet?
Is that you or your heartbeats?
Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

 

 

 

if lovers are like moon and Brothers
if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother

 

Anniversary 5 Best Sms with pictures

 

On this anniversary, I take this opportunity to thank you from the bottom of my heart for being my partner, spouse, lover and friend!
Happy Wedding Anniversary!

 

 

 

I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so muh I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this speial oasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true, Happy Anniversary Lover!

 

 

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband)

 

 

 

 

i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.my love throughout the years we've had our ups& downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this "thank u &i'll alwayz love you for what you've done for me"u were &still r my light and shine in my world ngi'asixenga ngawe(zulu for i'm proud of you love keep it up).remember this when things get rough and tough"i love you"

 

 

 

 

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!